Cast: Steve Rees, John Kensil, Dr. Frielgood, Midnight Martinez, Nick Vollmer
Guest: Josh Jakubiw and Steve Miller-Miller
Hello Darlings! I've missed my little blog SO much. It's exciting to be back. Thank you for coming back with me.
Did you catch the last TPAH on Laffcast? Did you hear the major announcement? If you didn't, make sure you check it out. I'll spill the beans on the big news. TPAH lives on! It's no longer The Passive Aggressive Hour, it's going to be....get ready......Tom Petty Appreciation Hour! TPAH!! Hooray!! It's going to be fun and I can't wait. My sources tell me it's going to be heavy on the Tom Petty talk, but will also retain some of our favorite parts of The Passive Aggressive Hour. Fingers crossed, Loves, it should be debuting soon. Stay tuned.
Before we get into this classic episode, I want to quickly explain why Excitement Corner has been gone for over a month. So many things going on, Darlings. The biggest thing was that I got a part time job for some extra money and to pay off some credit card bills. That was plan A, anyway. Now, I believe that there's no shame in any job and no work is beneath any person. That said, my part time job was McBullshit and I only lasted about 3 weeks. That's a full 2 weeks longer than anyone thought I would last. Judas Priest, it was horrendous. The actual work was fine, the hours were great, the pay sucked, but was what it was. The only problem was the shithead bosses. Horrendous, awful, wretched whores is what they were. So, as much as I believe no one is better than anyone else because of their job, there's also reasons why some people will never get out of paper hat culture and they never should. So, that along with some tooth stuff and just life in general kept Excitement Corner down for a minute. That probably won't ever happen again.
Let's get in to this TPAH from the past!
After the Goddamn Tweets, John shares hilarious stories of pranks he's pulled. So funny! Don't ever piss John off! Gee whiz. Ya know, I tried to prank John Kensil. Mind you, I've got zero skills and even less creativity in the field of prankery. But, I saw an opportunity and I went for it. A nearby diner that I go to a lot was sold and the new owner had to change the name. They put a suggestion box up by the register and gave people the chance to name the place. You had to put your name, phone number, and your suggestion for the diner's new name. The new owner is a big, mean looking, hairy, gold chain wearing, greasy ponytail having, Greek guy. I had a feeling he wouldn't take kindly to people screwing with him. So, I put two entries in the box from John Kensil. One was "Shitzo's Shitburgers" and the other was, "Krippendorf's". I put John's number on them and sat back with my fingers crossed hoping that Mr. Ponytail would get mad and call John to ban him from ever eating there and give him what for. Of course, it never happened. A few days later the suggestion box was gone, and John remained unyelled at. :( Oh well, I tried. It would have been good though. Just sayin.
Ok. Back to it. Jack Jakubiw is in the studio and there's more prank talk including the fine art of prank calling. Dr. Frielgood has a great story about the prank calls he used to make to the TV show, Unsolved Mysteries. I think prank calling is a boy thing. I don't remember thinking it was fun when I was a kid. I did dial 867-5309 quite a few times back in the day, but that's all I could do. Everything else made me feel too guilty. These boys were great at it and it's hilarious to hear now. Midnight Martinez does a live prank call to someone who goes by the name, "Goat" and out of nowhere we've got Steve Miller-Miller!
SMM wants to talk about Steve's erotic book, "Fifty Shades of Grace". Oh boy! We're treated to an excerpt reading! Um, so, "her welcoming ax wound". It gets hot after that. Good stuff.
The Most Relatable Comedian in the World called in and was great! This is one of my favorite calls ever.
Steve had some shit to say about Rebel Wilson. SHOCKING!!!! Oh how his tune has changed. He totes loves Rebs (I call her Rebs) now. Who doesn't? She's perfect.
There's some more breezy talk to wrap up the show. This was a great one.
Have a great Friday! Stay tuned for Stranger Radio coming back next week.
Enjoy episode 33!
Show description: Josh Jakubiw joins the guys to talk about prank calls. The guys prank call a grown man who goes by "Goat". Steve Miller-Miller stops by to read an excerpt from "Fifty Shades of Grace". The Most Relatable Comedian in the World calls in to broaden the show's appeal. It's all that matters on the only podcast that matters.
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